Buzz Words

Here is a great way to spice up your reports, be considered extremely intelligent, honoured as a leader in your industry, and looked up to as a cutting edge pioneer in whatever movement you are involved in.

Subject: Buzz Words

  • integrated
  • heuristic
  • systematized
  • parallel
  • functional
  • responsive
  • optional
  • synchronized
  • compatible
  • futuristic
  • management
  • organizational
  • monitored
  • reciprocal
  • digital
  • logistical
  • transitional
  • incremental
  • third-generation
  • policy
  • options
  • flexibility
  • capability
  • mobility
  • programming
  • scenarios
  • time-phase
  • projection
  • hardware
  • contingency
The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column.

For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection", a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive knowledgeable authority.

No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that it won't be admitted.