You Might be a College Student If. . .

• If you average 3 hours of sleep a night
• If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
• If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
• If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
• If you wake up 10 minutes before class
• If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
• If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
• If your social life consists of a date with the library
• If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
• If you typically have less than a dollar with you
• If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
• If you celebrate when you find a quarter
• If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
• If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
• If you get more sleep in class than in your room
• If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
• If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
• If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
• If you get more e-mail than mail