University Light Bulb Jokes


How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-2 - one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure

How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-1 - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-5 - one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None - Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity

How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-none, Sudbury looks better in the dark

How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university

How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
-5 - one to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J CREW outfit to wear for the occasion

How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-2 - one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student

How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-2 - one to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out

How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-1 - but she can't do it on Friday night

How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-7 - one to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-7 - one to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure

How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-3 - one to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb

How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-1 - she screws everything, why not a light bulb?

How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-5 - they make it a campus affair

How many Laval students does it take to screw in a light bulb? -1 - but she would insist that the way she did it was distinct

How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-5 - one to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.

How many U of PEI students does it take to change a light bulb? -4 - one to change it, three to make sure he isn't using a potato

How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None - lava lamps don't burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-4 - one to do it and three to translate the instructions

How many Simon Fraser students does it take to change a lightbulb? -5 - one to change it, one to hold him steady, three to go for more 'shrooms

How many University of Alberta students does it take to change a lightbulb? -5 - one to change it, one to protest for more funding, one to protest for lower taxes, two to turn the event into a summer festival

How many University of Calgary students does it take to change a lightbulb? -5 - one to change it, two to yell that they did it better than the U of A, two to market the process and move to the States

How many Red Deer College students does it take to change a lightbulb? -3 - one to change it, one to say they were inspired by the U of A, one to say they were inspired by the U of C

How many University of Lethbridge students does it take to change a lightbulb? -4 - one to change it, one to complain about the subterranean campus, and two to explain where Lethbridge is

How many University of Regina Students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-2 - one to change it, one to drive the combine

How many University of Saskatoon students does it take to change a lightbulb? -1 - but he has to wait until after harvest

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?